soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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