also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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