Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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