It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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