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(615): View more from Tennessee

If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face

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(248): View more from Michigan

noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."

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(407): View more from Florida

A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke

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(407): View more from Florida

Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.

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(415): View more from California

Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?

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(707): View more from California

I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day

(408): View more from California

Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry

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(208): View more from Idaho

Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.

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