Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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