i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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