I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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