): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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