Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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