Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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