ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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