do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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