I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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