she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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