I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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