Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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