its not stalking. its research.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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