just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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