my sisters under your porch take her home
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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