we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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