Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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