when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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