Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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