You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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