I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
This is classic penis vs brain.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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