Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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