so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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