we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You can make out without kissing
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