But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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