Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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