sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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