My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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