I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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