I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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