Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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