to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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