I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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