we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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