O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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