Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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