You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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