I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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