Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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