You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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