how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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