Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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