Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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