ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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