he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
