My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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