I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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