im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
