I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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