kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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